to make a long story short my neighbor was cool as hell. Just a single 30 or so year old. then she got this dipshit boyfriend who is an ass. Anyway her dog barks like crazy now, before she had common courtesy and would just shut the dog up. now its not the case, this is the second morning it woke me up and I am pretty pissed.
so i need away to get back at them, and no i am not hurting the dog. I already made a playlist of dogs barking to blare on my speakers. but other then that I am out of ideas.
how about some really bad /gay music. Gospel or opera might work. stop by a farm and getbsome cow and pig shit and dump on there steps.throw some road kill under there bushes.
you could walk over to their house, knock on the door, and when the answer it say: “excuse me, your dog barking in the morning is extremely disturbing, I’d really appreciate it if you could do something about that.”
simple…do what billy madison would do…put a flaming bag of shit on the door…and then do what brian said…do shit undre the car door handle…
or best…freeze some shaving cream…then on a hot day put it in there car under the seat…then watch it blow up and then watch em try to clean that mess up( i think thats how u do it)
so are we talking about the MILF directly across from you? If I were you, I’d just fuck her proper, then tell her shes not getting any more dick until she shuts her dog up.