this is in no way, shape or form morally right, but heres what i did to a girl that wouldnt leave me alone, we were dating for 3 years and i got her to hate me so much that she wouldnt even send me an IM for 2 years:
i put everything she ever gave me in a fucillo huge box and put it in my backyard with a can of lighter fluid and some matches, then i went and picked her up and brought her over then made her watch me burn the shit. after she started crying she went and sat in my car till i put the fire out and drove her home. upon dropping her off i casually said ‘‘so are we going out for dinner tonight?’’