How do I move a locked car in my driveway?

My driveway is torn up and even if I had a large floor jack, not this little aluminum one, it would still get hung up in the ruts and I’d just pull the car right off the jack. I’ve tried that before anyways, it doesn’t work.

And what’s the big deal that I slept in a little? I also spent some time trying to get a hold of him and someone he knew that might possibly have his brothers number before I posted this. This was my last ditch effort.