How do I move a locked car in my driveway?

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So my roommate decides he’s “Gna disappear for a day or 2” because he’s “gtn stressed.” That’s cool, doesn’t bother me one bit. Well I come home to his car in the driveway in front of my garage and he’s gone, cel phone is off, no keys to his car. He knew I needed to get my other corolla out of the garage and my bmw in so I could do the clutch. Now I’m fucked.

:wtf:

I need his car moved and I don’t know what the fuck to do. His hood is already smashed so if I could get it open I can just unhook the shifter linkage and put it in neutral but that doesn’t change the fact that I can’t steer it. Any suggestions? It’s a 1996 Taurus, if that helps.

http://cavimike.com/WTFTAURUS.JPG

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id tow the fucker out, locked tires and all

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get some friends to flip it over onto the lawn?

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drag it?

5

this has potential.

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The biggest problem is it’s actually his brothers car so I want to do as little damage as possible.

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that’s really fucking inconsiderate. any idea what the brother’s number is?

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Use a couple car jacks?

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jack the front end up and push it … a floor jack will work just fine …or just to get a set of “go jacks” put on tires move car and chage him for them

also looking at the pic… is said car where you need to be? if so move 2 oth cars out and move said car over with the jack if you dont want it in the street.

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get 2 dollys, put em under the front wheels and push.

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or jack the car up instaed of spending 50 bucks a peice on dollys

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I think I’m gonna try to drag it onto the lawn, my neighbor has this huge tow rope. wtf this is such bullshit. I took the day off work just to work on my car and he shits on me.

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explode it.

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My roommates do this shit all the fucking time. Why can’t people think to leave their god damn keys.

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omfg do you want me to hold your hand to… i know you have to have a floor jack… put in under the front in the middle get the tires off the ground and push the dam car 20ft back

this should not be a big issue

get off line and get to work

and its 11am and you took the whole day off you should have made this post at like 7:30 then i would have felt a lil sorry for you but half the day is gone

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ding ding ding ding!

edit: Wait, you srsly couldn’t come up with a solution for this problem on your own??

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Honestly…

Just jack the car up from the front and roll it down the driveway…A lot of cars you have room to jack under the front cross member…

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Just jack the front end up with a wheeled jack and roll it to the end of the driveway. Should give you enough room to get into/out of the garage.

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Just push it into the street. Like, the middle. Know nothing when cops/tow truck comes to clear the street.

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i bet you bitch out and say nothing to him