lol too funny
omg i wish i was there…
I heard that guy’s muscles were so big he couldn’t scratch the top of his own head.
I heard his muscles are so big that he uses toilet paper on a stick to wipe his own ass.
I heard that he is so muscular even his dick look like the left arm of a body building midget with a clenched fist.
sprocketbash411: remember that painting you made me.
oxprettyuglyxo: yeah…?
sprocketbash411: i had sex on it.
oxprettyuglyxo signed off @ 02:11:05
I love that line there dude
RuBiCaNT5X: I just IM’d your X and told her she is a psycho…
RuBiCaNT5X: In the biggest AIM font possible…
sprocketbash411: oxprettyuglyxo: RuBiCaNT5X: YOU’RE A FUCKING PSYCHO!!!
RuBiCaNT5X: That would be it…
sprocketbash411: oxprettyuglyxo: ?
oxprettyuglyxo: RuBiCaNT5X: YOU’RE A FUCKING PSYCHO!!!
sprocketbash411: lol.
sprocketbash411: i dunno
oxprettyuglyxo: why the hell are you doing this to me
sprocketbash411: i didnt tell anyone to do that
oxprettyuglyxo: they are obviously car kids
sprocketbash411: i dunno.
sprocketbash411: people thought it was funny?
oxprettyuglyxo: youre such a piece. you told them
oxprettyuglyxo: its not even funny
sprocketbash411: i told the story about the shoe.
oxprettyuglyxo: youre not funny, remember? youre the joke
sprocketbash411: haha
sprocketbash411: ok.
oxprettyuglyxo: good
sprocketbash411: ill try to remember that one
oxprettyuglyxo: please do
sprocketbash411: but im such a good joke
oxprettyuglyxo: oxprettyuglyxo is no longer signed on.
and the dramam continues.
i had to use another SN that wasnt blocked. I really don’t think i am being an antagonist… maybe i am?
flapjack1O1: im more interested in why you had your manager threaten to beat me up.
oxprettyuglyxo: not my manager
flapjack1O1: im still trying to figure out if it was supposed to be funny
oxprettyuglyxo: co-workers fiance
flapjack1O1: or not.
oxprettyuglyxo: no, he’s just psycho
oxprettyuglyxo: it’s not funny
flapjack1O1: does he always shake when he talks?
oxprettyuglyxo: everyone i know wants to smash your face in, including him.
flapjack1O1: haha
oxprettyuglyxo: haha, are you always a pussy?
oxprettyuglyxo: oxprettyuglyxo is no longer signed on.
so you girlfriend co-worker is engaged to vin diesel?.. SWEET!!
I heard Vin Diesel is so instense that when he has to think and talk at the same time he turns red and shakes.
OMG HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Solution, find some butch chick and have her beat the ever living shit out of your crotch-faced X girlfriend. I can see it now…
CrotchFaceGrrrrrrl: Everyone wants to beat you up, Newman…
Newman: Why’s that?
CrotchFaceGrrrrrrl: I’ve bagged more salami when we were dating than a NY Deli. Cheating with a vengeance you might want to call it.
CrotchFaceGrrrrrrl: Your friends keep IM’ing me even though I threw your shoes in the toilet, paid my coworkers fiance’ to threaten you even though he is on probation for sex offences totaling 95 counts and are generally vastly hypocritical in my way of life. I hate you, Newman even though you have done nothing to me and have been very mature and grown up, I still hate you.
CrotchFaceGrrrrrl: Pretty much I am the fattest loser on the earth because I can’t get over what a huge stud you are even though I would do the world a favor if I jumped in a flaming pile of tires to burn to death.
Newman: Ok…I’ve hired broadzilla to ease your passing to hell, she will be introducing her fists to your jaw, stomach and face sometime shorty.
haha. what’s ironic is that her myspace name is broadzilla…
www.myspace.com/3638235
and she is super little. she is always at 80’s night, if she tries starting anything there tonight (like bringing cedric and/or bob lol), it will be so much a massacre. I always roll with like 8 dudes and probably 12 girls, most of which know her and hate her.
come for the fun, stay for the fight? how come my life always results in hilarious internet posts?
newman, i’m feeling better so i will be in attendance.
i must say … she looks better when dead …
check out the blog titled “hooters”
her responce??
broadzilla
Date: Jun 26, 2005 2:27 PM Flagspam/abuse. [ ? ] Subject: No Subject Body: this means war?
i’m not interested in drama, thanks.
<3amy
ill do this in caps:
JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS. THIS WHOLE THREAD WAS NOT AN INVITATION TO FUCK WITH HER. I POSTED IT BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY, BUT I AM NOT TRYING TO START A WAR. I HAD NO INTENTION OF IT TURNING INTO THIS. YOU GUYS CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO HER, I DONT GIVE A SHIT. BUT SERIOUSLY, I THINK I AM A LITTLE MORE MATURE THAN ASKING ALL MY NET FRIENDS TO MESS WITH MY EX.
she took off her hair? so was she a ddue at one point?
Oi…The war has already begun…there is only one option now Newman…
VICTORY
j/j
-Cheater-