I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me

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@Fry

If Helen Keller had ESP, would you say she had a fourth sense?

Why does Helen Keller play piano with one hand?

…because she sings with the other.

Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off a mountain?

…because she was wearing mittens…