Never thought i would say this..........

because ice has so much friction it’s nearly impossible to skate across it :hsugh:

more physically demanding…having sex in the locker rooms :canadians: … fucking hockey is beat… you can’t compare the two directly at all… but if you want to…

  1. football has much bigger fields
  2. football doesn’t suck as much as hockey
  3. the logistics of hockey are, get puck then pass or shoot…
  4. football has the most complicated rules and plays of most of all sports
  5. hockey didn’t exist in 2004
  6. 90% of the penguins aren’t from this country.
  7. go fuck yourself