Never thought i would say this..........

[77rednecktruck]

@fshowcars

because ice has so much friction it’s nearly impossible to skate across it :hsugh:

more physically demanding…having sex in the locker rooms :canadians: … fucking hockey is beat… you can’t compare the two directly at all… but if you want to…

1. football has much bigger fields
2. football doesn’t suck as much as hockey
3. the logistics of hockey are, get puck then pass or shoot…
4. football has the most complicated rules and plays of most of all sports
5. hockey didn’t exist in 2004
6. 90% of the penguins aren’t from this country.
7. go fuck yourself

cool attempt, horrible execution. .5/10 for funny and truth

1. true
2. opinion
3. there are a lot of plays and you have to learn a skill(skating) other than walking, throwing, and catching - the same stuff that every kid in the world knows how to do.
4. i will give you the rules, but the plays are just as complicated for hockey
5. hockey took a year off to fix itself to be better for players and fans - nothing wrong with that.
6. who cares
7. opinion - but I am at work so maybe I will do that when I get home