*Official Swine Flu Thread*

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090425/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/med_swine_flu

coming soon to a town near you

:fail:

pretty scary.

do I look sick to you? … no you just look a little pale
http://www.transbuddha.com/mrcookieface/images/Cocktail-Party.jpg

it was all over london this morning, all of the airport over here are going crazy about it…

swine flu pretty easy to detect, High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistible urge to roll in the mud.

100 kids at a NYC school have cases of the swine flu just read it on yahoo

I think its another classic case of the media overhyping everything.

lies.

We are all doomed.

:grouphug:

Well fuck me then. Anyone want to come hang out with me, at least when you die you will be all over the national news!

yeah. A borderline epidemic that killed 80+ people and is spreading is just more media hype.

Better stock up on Bacon before they ban it.:stuck_out_tongue:

i was at grc for some paintball yesterday and this one kid just got back from mexico and hes spitting up blood.

:frowning:

OMG SARS! OMG WEST NILE!! OMG PIG FLU!!!

fucking pussies. theres a new scare every two years.

EDIT i almost forgot mad cow disease

I know a couple guys with swine fever.

lol. i see what you did there

this shit actually seems legit, we are all getting sent to FEMA camps for “quarantine”

It will be interesting to see how the public reacts if any of these non-Mexico cases end up fatal. Right now I think a lot of people are just dismissing the deaths in Mexico because it’s Mexico and they’re practically a third world country. People die from all kinds of sicknesses there that are easily treatable but turn fatal because of sub-standard care.

A few people start dropping dead in Europe or the US from this and you’ll probably see full on panic.