PJB's Life Theories: Welfare, piss tests, and abortions...(Split)

[KillerBlackbird]

@NotSl0w

i dont see why this hasnt been pointed out previously but there is a solution to the fundamental cost of drug testing to the state/government. the cost is passed along to the “pisser”. if you want handouts you are paying a set fee every month or so to continually piss in a cup and receive benefits. how much do those home drug tests cost? 10-15$ each? ok so that being the case you can actually turn this into a source of revenue. make the person requesting benefits pay $25/ test to cover costs of person administering the test. failure means revocation of benefits and never to be allowed to receive again in the future. in order to continue to receive benefits monthly you must piss monthly…and pay monthly. no out of pocket costs for the remaining tax payers and it gets people off drugs/welfare.

dont even get me started on illegal immigrants…

oh and BTW if you’re in our fucking country… the language is english. learn to speak it motherfucker or get the fuck out. i shouldnt have to press 1 for spanish, 2 for french, 3 for german, etc you get my point.

What about the persons salary administering the test? Cost of the building/rent? Paying Walgreens for an off the shelf piss test?

At my job we have random drug tests, no warning. You get to work, manager brings you to the hospital, blow into a breathalyzer and piss in a cup. Then you get McDonalds for your trouble. Should there be random drug tests for welfare recipients? Absolutely. Welfare is there when you need temporary help, when you’re struggling and need some short term assistance.