PJB's Life Theories: Welfare, piss tests, and abortions...(Split)

tell your mom to keep the change.

Loling at the irony of Travis bitching about handouts lol

What about the persons salary administering the test? Cost of the building/rent? Paying Walgreens for an off the shelf piss test?

At my job we have random drug tests, no warning. You get to work, manager brings you to the hospital, blow into a breathalyzer and piss in a cup. Then you get McDonalds for your trouble. Should there be random drug tests for welfare recipients? Absolutely. Welfare is there when you need temporary help, when you’re struggling and need some short term assistance.

PJB’s new theory.

“I pay my car insurance and don’t crash, all these people who crash and abuse the system should be taking mandatory drug tests” :lol

for work if we crash a company vehicle we get drug tested

Yeah but what about all those regular car insurance abusers?

You pay and you pay and you pay while others use it.

I would much rather pay for someone’s birth control and/or abortion now if it means I don’t have to support the little shits they pop out into an environment that promotes little shit behavior like breaking into my car.

and again… the cost is passed along to the person having to piss in a cup. you want “free shit”, you pay for it. if the test itself costs $10$ and you charge $25 then the extra $15 goes to pay for the administration of the test as well as facility operational costs. shit im sure some of these welfare collecting useless pieces of shit could even get jobs as piss collectors to drop the welfare/jobless rates… what a concept.

I already said we should have them be the piss testers

What?

in reply to Travis saying we should make the welfare collectors become the piss collectors/testers

Giving free birth control to selfish pieces of shit will not do anything. These people are irresponsible and wouldn’t take the pills either way…

Just the other day I read a obituary in times union,

Guy had 93 nieces and nephews… If that’s fucking normal, I don’t know what the fuck isn’t.

This is a picture taken at this years St Patrick’s day parade in Albany that was in the Timesunion. Guess a picture is worth a thousand words. I count MAYBE 4 adults to 21 children…

Are you geniuenly just saying shit without thinking about what you say?

“Dont waste government dollars running prisons, let them police themselves”

:facepalm

“Don’t forget to control the pet population and have your pet spayed or neutered!”

well we would pay them for actually working instead of sitting on their lazy asses and getting paid and if people were tested maybe we’d lose a few more dependents.

So your solution for them getting money is to pay them to drug test each other instead?

Pay them more than most welfare pays too. Look up welfare payouts, they are below minimum wage full time work.

Brilliant!!! :rofl

You know for a guy who lives with his parents in the 30’s you complain an awful lot about handouts for others.

Get self sufficient first than bitch about “freeloaders”

are you seriously advocating people sit on their ass and collect welfare? THIS ISNT RUSSIA. communism failed there and is the cause of much failure around the world. lets just let the government dictate who can have everything and that will fix everything right vlad? you’ve got to be shitting me. government handouts are bullshit.

But handouts from people are fine?

You had no problem taking the money from the funraiser.

http://shift518.com/showthread.php?t=4010&page=7&highlight=travis+fundraiser

Even in Russia people know that a handout is a handout. Whether it be people, government, or corporate welfare.

I find it quite humorous when people pick and choose which hand outs are “NOT OK@%#%”, usually it’s only the ones that don’t involve them :rofl

there has never been a truly communist country in the history of the world.