HEY! Shaniqua holy shit I’m at this movie, it’s like so totally awesome… Oh no you didn’t homeboy Johnny here givin’ me da evil eye. Don’t you be starin’ cracka, oh no you din’t. This boy be starting at me and shit pissing me off, I’m trying to watch a movie here yous mind! So anyways we were totally at this club acting like a bunch of sluts, and dis dude be eyeing me up and I’m like hell no! Do I look like a piece of meat? I mean seriously I’m a classy girl… No you shut the hell up, you talk when I say you can. Da nerve of some people think they run this theater or something, tellin me to shut up. So anyways, I was like no he was like yes, and we got it on near some alley. I can’t remember because I was shit. Yeah you no what I sayin’ so anyways… No I’m not leavin’, na uh don’t act like you own me. You don’t own me boy, you get out. Whatcha mean you work here, think that make you special ooooo… Oh I see you got your friend there, see this everybody the man is cracking down me. I’m being oppressed, imma sue yous all!
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Awh shit omg flash back!!!
I knew they were poor because at the concession stand they axed if da cookies be free yo’.
Then when the lady said “No, sir they are $2 each.”
They said “awh shit, forget dat lady.”
Real f’in cool!
Them being black didn’t have anything to do with their immense sucking. Their awesome dialect did make it more amusing though also pissing me off at the same time.
Once again them being black did nothing except hide them when they turned down the lights.
Great post!! :tup:
Also, anyone that starts a sentence, I am not a racist, is usually a racist.
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I love all these fucking people acting like they had no idea what he meant by poor black people.
He used the term poor black people because the second anyone read it they had a pretty accurated picture in their head.
(Read in nerdy white guy voice)
“I have no idea what he is talking about.”
“It can’t be Oprah or Tiger Woods.”
“I just can’t imagine what he means!”
Everyone knows exactly who these retards are, and because they know it does not make them racist.
Why do people need to stick in “No Im not a racist”?
I will admit I am one. I can’t help it and I try to keep it hidin and I have a few black friends at work. But mostly everyone is racists. You just have to admit it.
it is absolutely unbelievable how much you suck.
:word:
Once again them being black did nothing except hide them when they turned down the lights.
what if they smiled?
i have to disagree - it is totally believable at this point.
^haha.
-1000 karma points for actualy racism. And -500 more for being an idiot about it.
anyone else think this thread could get us all killed?
EDIT: I’m am laughing at it though. Stereotypes are based on reality, I know because ever since I got my Camaro I’ve had to get my mullet trimmed every week so I don’t scare the customers with incredible coolness.
^negative. RX3 doesn’t seem to visit here too often anymore.
I can only think of one other black guy on this board (that I know of). And he’s the BEST THING EVER! yah i’m talking about you Bandoh!
Everyone’s a little bit racist from Avenue Q.
With Star Wars video for some reason.
was is Chris Rock that said, “i dont hate black people…i hate ni**ers”
it’s ok for him to say it though, since he’s black. the rest of us can only think it.
says who?
lol
Im sorry guys. I don’t want to be and I never was until I was working with them. About %50 are cool as beans. The others ruin it for the other half.
It took me awhile to admit it.
Edit: Black people are racist too. Trust me.
how? they dont work.
i kid 