Pregnant-this possible?

i’m feeling a bit old right now…

Not old, just smart. Well, with a touch of lucky thrown in. :lol:

no lowes

WTF ?

:lol:

http://www.lhup.edu/smarvel/Seminar/FALL_2004/Dwornitski/abortion3.bmp

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/normal_demotivational-posters-falcon-punch.jpg

i feel lucky that I was not born into a family of complete and utter morons that don’t know how to teach their kids right and wrong.

Oh come on. Like none of us have ever bet the farm on the pullout method before.

thats what the morning after pill is for fry, they tell you about it in sex-ed. This dude is obviously just retarded though.

:word:

this is almost as believable as the story about the brother jerking off on the toilet seat and his sister getting pregnant by sitting on it XD

touche

It’s all about murphy’s law guys. There are plenty of couples out there that try for super long to get pregnant and have a baby and just simply cannot. It is very common. As soon as some young highschool kids get a little horny though, it seems that one single semen cell could fertilize an egg if it so much as touches within 6 inches of the vaginal region. Strange world out there aye?

Its always the stupid ones that reproduce first, its the smart ones that are infertile, its fucked up.

I have played the pull out game before, had a scare, and now force all g/fs to be on BC!

she’s probably grossly overweight :tdown:

this thread…fucking lol

There’s more white trash in this post than the dumpster behind the paper plate factory.

:rofl: So true!

Eh it makes sense. Think about how horny you were in high school. You’d be so excited to be getting laid that you’d fire so hard that you’d shoot out an ovary. :shrug: