:word: Fucking cockteases. Hookers FTW!
that’s because you’re gay. and bullshit on hating stippers. i’ve been to stip clubs with you. you even get lap dances from the ugly ones. <3
haha. “i was in the navy for a grip”
That apparently didn’t scare the booze…
it rarely does. nor the poorly dressed stripper that conned you into a lap dance.
you need to let yourself get conned every once and a while.
It keeps you grounded
that and she made the less beat strippers look really good.
truth.
Wow.
Pfft. Dan you hate stripclubs/strippers too.
Jay, take me toronto…
Dan was clearly too good to do it.
I think dan’s female companion was there…i cant remember though
I can’t be bothered with such details.
if i was a rockstar/millionare/hadabunchofmoney…
i would start everyday. by blowing a line off of a hookers ass. truth.
i was going to write something mean…but i’ll keep my comments to myself…
or just say them to dan’s face.
i thought we were going over christmas?
Stop flirting on my thread!
This is about big things!
Like Biggie Smalls, and Biggie sized value meals! BIG THINGS!
Big bewbies on big TV’s while drinking big beers and eating big sandwiches for the mother fucking win!
“id like ta trade dat in, right there, for allll a dem right there…give him one and give the rest ta dem”
but for serious the choice is obvious here jay
Blow it on:
a watch
a single bottle of super expensive booze
the casino
a truck load of cigarettes
a monkey
the possibilities are endless…
fuck toronto my bathrooms where it’s at 
come party down here and waste it all in one night, i’ll call skunk i’m sure with 4k we could find a way to make it a night you wont forget lol
Oh thats big boss!