Replace Your Human Heart With A Turbo

“Texas scientists” - this is almost expected. And you won’t have a heartbeat:

Less than 48 hours later, Lewis was sitting up, talking and using his laptop. When doctors put the stethoscope to Lewis’s heart, all they heard was a steady whir of what sounded like a boat propeller…

… the device has a large and small blade on opposing sides of the rotor. The small blade pushes blood through the heart’s right chamber, to the lungs, and the larger blade pumps out blood through the left chamber to the rest of the body.

… the device operates by being suspended in a powerful magnetic field, which prevents the wear and tear common in technology designed for pumping blood. Two magnetic fields also control the blades’ oscillations, which each rotate an average of 2,000 times a minute depending on whether a person is standing, sitting up, exercising or coughing.

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I got a little light headed there… damn turbo lag.

wat

Will it come with an anti-surge housing?

Is this what they were talking about when they said Dick Cheney has no heartbeat?

Edit: Ha! I just read it.

Figures that an Australian would come up with a turbo powered human. Where is the waste gate? :stuck_out_tongue:

Can you still exercise or do you just have to stay sloth like forever?

Overboost!