Copy/pasted from an older thread I posted this in…not “RHD specifically”, although I could tell it had a lot to do with their attitude.
When I had my RHD sileighty last summer (which I was only driving for 3 weeks before my insurance policy got cancelled for having a JDM vin # and exhaust), I got pulled over by a YRP Van.
I was on Woodbine (south of Major Mack) on my way to work (HWY 7 and Woodbine). It’s POURING rain, and I’m driving the speed-limit, maybe under, in the right lane, shifting at 2.5k. All the sudden the police van pulls behind me, and puts on the cherries. I pull over immediately, and pull out my license and registration.
Two cops get out of the van, and approach both sides of the car. Of course I get a dirty look for sitting in the RHD drivers seat, holding my momo steering wheel. I ask the police officer why he pulled me over, and he told me it was because my exhaust was too loud. Granted, the exhaust was veeeeery loud (no cat, full blitz system), but the way I was driving it from the moment I left my house, until I got pulled over, it really wasn’t screaming (again, shifting at 2.5k, in the pouring rain).
So I tell him that the car is for sale (I point to my HUMUNGOUS “FOR SALE” sign covering the back window), and mention that my insurance policy expires at midnight TOMORROW (which was true), and that I sort of realized I bought the wrong car for driving to work everyday, and that I realized I should just sell it - told him I hadn’t even gone for emissions yet. Cop says he’ll be back in a minute.
Now, an undercover pulls up, gets out of the car, talks to the cops in the van for 10 minutes, then he leaves. At this point, a buddy from work pulls up beside us and asks if every thing’s alright, I give him the “I’m getting bullshitted look”, and he chuckles and heads to work.
So now, the two cops come up to me again, and tell me they’re going to do a roadside vehicle inspection (after me telling them I’ve already passed safety, and showing them the papers). I forgot to mention, the first time he told me to shut the car off, I did, and my turbo timer plays this little jingle for 30 secs. while it counts down to shutting off. He gives me a dirty look and says “didn’t I ask you to shut the car off?” I respond saying “Yes sir, I did - the car has a turbo timer to allow the engine/turbos to cool down properly, see? It’s at 21, 20, 19…”. So he just gives me a dirty look.
So now he’s actually doing the inspection, which consisted of inspecting every piece of glass for 5 minutes to make sure there were no cracks, searching for the vin #, asking me to turn my wheel to full lock on both sides, inspecting my tires, my rims, my brakes, and probably made sure the TEIN sticker on my car was straight. So now he makes me turn the car on, pull up my e-brake (which I did and then he gets in the car and re-pulls it up himself), and then says, “OK, hold your car at 3,000 rpm while I count to 10” …the F$CKER makes me try to drive for 10 seconds while holding the e-brake up, im like WTF!!
So now, once again, he tells me to shut the car off. I shut it off. 10 seconds later, he gives me a dirty look again, as if I’m ignoring him, and I said “Officer, it’s the turbo timer” - his response? “What is this turbo timer bullshit, I don’t believe you”…I show him the timer counting down, I’m like “look, 3,2,1, it’s off!”… I wasn’t being sarcastic or rude either, I was trying to show him how it worked.
So now, he goes to his car, sits there for AT LEAST 25 minutes, before returning. Keep in mind I was on the way to work (luckily I work my own hours, but I was still pissed about wasting time). Oh ya, and he wouldn’t let me shut my windows, and it was pouring rain.
So one of the cops comes back, and tells me “you weren’t lying, your insurance DOES expire tomorrow at midnight”, and I’m thinking to myself DUHH. Then he says “BUT, your temporary insurance slip says August 3rd” (because I had picked up the insurance on July 3rd), however since my policy was cancelled, it expired on August 31st at midnight - which I was completely honest about. So he’s like “I know people like you just drive around with expired shit, so you’re probably going to try to keep driving for 3 extra days, and you’ll show cops your temp. slip” - and I’m like “No, I wouldn’t do that, it’s not worth it”. So he takes my temporary insurance slip, and TEARS IT UP IN FRONT OF MY FACE!!! WTTFFFFFF
I respond saying “now what do I do if I get pulled over on the way to work from here to my office, or on the way home, or any time tomorrow”. Office responds saying “Well, I guess you’ll have to drive to Stouffville then to pick up a new slip for the next 24 hours, won’t you?”…I’m like WTF that’s 45 minutes out of my way, I’m supposed to be at work, BLAHHH (I just kept that too myself)…but I told him I could get pulled over on the way to work from here to the office, he just said “Don’t get pulled over then.”
So there goes my insurance, now he hands me two tickets, one for “illegal muffler” or something like that, and one for “making too much noise in public”, or something to that effect. I told him I hadn’t passed emissions, the car was going to be parked in 24 hours for good, and that I had realized it wasn’t a good daily driver. His response was pretty much enjoy your tickets.
Went to the Tannery in Newmarket to deal with them, the lady ripped them up within 45 seconds. Again, another waste of my fucking time.