Dan Onorato signed the smoking ban…only b/c he know his veto would be overridden. But you can smoke in bars (if their income from food is less than 30%)…so I guess I will have to put up with all you rude fucks in bars…oh well
glad it was passed
I dont go in the city much anyways
yay!
Its bad for people anyways, I dont know about you but I dont like breathing in other people smoke.
I agree…but if you go to a bar you still will!!!
I very rarely drink, so no problem for me 
:bsflag: Where’s ur proof? I’ve never heard this “theory.”
I prefer my own, at least mine is through the filtered end…
But seriously, as a smoker i was not opposed to this being passed, might have given me a reason to quit (i rarely smoke unless drinking these days)
most places are still no smoking. If you want to goto a bar and not smoke, don’t go to dive bars.
I’m not a fan of the smoking ban, but there seems to be a little bit of compromise, and that’s good. People can still take their kids out to applebees or something(and not worry about 2nd hand smoke) and the people who want to drink and smoke can do that also.
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i do NOT enjoy what-so-ever being out eating and smelling smoke, I dont smoke in restaurants (aside from the midnight buffet at eat n park at 2:30 in the morning) and dont think anyone should…
I wonder how that 30% rule will work out. How would you prove that? A lot of income from the bar doesn’t get reported anyway. That could get a little dicey for some places.
In any case, I think it worked out alright. The downside is all the time and money our public servants wasted, to effect so little change for society.
This little ordeal is a perfect example of why taxes continue to rise, and the city is broke.
:rolleyes: :crying:
I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day, ok. And I am never fucking quitting! I don’t care how many laws they make. What’s the law now? You can only smoke in your apartment, under a blanket, with all the lights out? Is that the rule now, huh?! The cops are outside, “We know you have the cigarettes. Come out of the house with the cigarettes above your head.” “You’ll never get me copper! I’m never coming out, you hear? I got a cigarette machine right here in my bedroom. Yeah!”
Know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna get one of those tracheotomies. So I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time. I’m gonna get nine tracheotomies all the way around my neck. I’ll be Tracheotomie Man! “He can smoke a pack at a time! He’s Tracheotomie Man!”
I’m looking forward to cancer, man. I want that throat cancer. That’s the best kind. You know why? You get that throat cancer, you get that voice box thing. Know what I’m talking about? …[Talking as if has a voice box]… Sure it’s scary, but you can make a lot of money with a voice box. Get a voice box, walking around the streets of Manhattan, “[VB] You got any spare change?” “Ahhh!! Here’s my whole wallet, get away from me! Ahh!”
Imagine a whole family with voice boxes. That’d be creepy, wouldn’t it? They’d be out in that backyard everyday during the summer. “[VB] Dad, can we go to the beach?” “[VB] Yes, get your mother and the dog. We’ll leave right now. Sparky, come here.” “[VB] Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf” Ahhhh!!
Or the ultimate irony. A guy with a voice box pulling up to the drive through window at McDonald’s. That has to suck, huh? “Can I help you?” “[VB] Big Mac and a large order of fries.” “Stop making fun of me.” “[VB] I’m not making fun of you.” “I’m getting the manager.” “[VB] Get the fucking manager, I don’t care.”
I can remember a time in this country when men were proud to get cancer, God dammit! When it was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had cancer twice. Second time, they took out one of his lungs. He said, “Take ‘em both! Cuz I don’t fuckin’ need 'em! I’ll grow gills and breathe like a fish!”
Babe Ruth, greatest baseball player to ever play the game. He had a voic box. He was the first American to have a voice box. Yeah! “[VB] This is Babe Ruth, the Sultan of Swat, the Bambino, I smoke twenty-five God damn cuban cigars a day. I had meat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I fucked eighteen prostitutes a night! 'course, I’m dead now. I’m up here in heaven. Lou Gehrig is up here with me. God love Lou Gehrig. Jesus Christ, poor Lou Gehrig. Died of Lou Gehrig’s disease. How the hell did he not see that coming? You know. We used to tell him, Lou, there’s a disease with your name all over it, pal! There ain’t no Babe Ruth disease, I’ll tell you that much right now. Have a hot dog and a Hummer. Go ahead, it’s on me.”
I don’t know. Personally, I think Billy Martin said it best when he said, “Hey! I can drive!” Because we tried to be nice to you non-smokers. We fucking tried. Okay? You wanted your own sections in the restaurants. We gave you that, huh. But that wasn’t enough for you. Then you wanted the airplanes. We gave you the whole God damn plane! You happy now? You own the fucking plane! I’d like an explanation about that one folks because I will guarantee you if the plane is going down, the first announcement you’re gonna hear is, “Folks, this is your Captain speaking. Look, uhm, light 'em up, 'cause we’re going down, okay. I got a carton of Camels non-filters, I’ll see you on the ground. Take it easy.” Actually, it’d be more like this, “[VB] This is your Captain speaking. Smoke 'em if ya got 'em. Rrrr Rrrr”
The filters the best part. That’s where they put the heroine. Only us real good smokers know that fucking secret. Yeah, we tried to be nice to you non-smokers. We tried. But you just fucking badger us, you know? You won’t leave us alone! You got all your little speeches you’re always giving to us. All these little facts that you dig out of a newspaper or pamphlet and you store that little nugget in your little fucking head, and we light up and you spew 'em out at us, don’t ya? I love these little facts. “Well you know. Smoking takes ten years off your life.” Well it’s the ten worst years, isn’t it folks? It’s the ones at the end! It’s the wheelchair kidney dialysis fucking years. You can have those years! We don’t want 'em, alright!? And I guarantee if I’m still alive, I’ll be smoking then. I’ll be in my wheelchair, with my adult diapers on and my twenty-five year old non- smoking born again christian son behind me. I’ll be going, “Hey! Make sure you wipe this time. I was itching all week for Christ’s sake! And get me some more wippets. I’m almost out, you fucking pussy! Come on!”
Because you’re always telling us, “You know, ever cigarette takes six minutes off your life. If you quit now you can live an extra ten years. If you quit now, you can live an extra twenty years.” Hey, I got two words for you, ok. Jim Fix. Remember Jim Fix? The big famous jogging guy? Jogged fifteen miles a day. Did a jogging book. Did a jogging video. Dropped out of a heart attack when? When he was fucking jogging, that’s when! What do you wanna bet it was two smokers who found the body the next morning and went, “Hey! That’s Jim Fix, isn’t it?” “Wow, what a fucking tragedy. Come on, lets go buy some buds.”
It’s always the yogurt sprout eating mother fuckers who get run over buy a bus drive by a guy who smokes three and a half packs a day. “Sorry officer, I didn’t see him. I was too busy smoking!”
-Denis Leary, No cure for cancer
Well, any non-recorded income is ILLEGAL so must not be anything they would take into cosideration…
So is driving at 20 over and running without Cats, but that is someting that many here do anyway…:stick: