So I dropped my eNv in the toilet

word, sounds like divine intervention - lose the gay phone and go get something sweet

I drive a Beetle and a Miata. Why should I draw the line with my phone?

microwave

I activated this thing tonight, to get me through
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/jetta8v/IMG000003.jpg

Yes that is magic marker for numbers on the keypad.

It’s my old old old phone. I have been using it as an alarm clock for the past few years. If the power goes out, it doesn’t fail!