hahahha farmer
10/10, every joke was awesome!
Farmer FTMFW!
A WOMAN’S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won’t be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother…
A MAN’S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge melons who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a crap…
Spring Classes for Women at
THE
ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Tuesday, JUNE 23, 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM…
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?–Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy–Remembering To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven–What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
thanks god for farmer saving this thread
why cant stevie wonder and ray charles read ???
there black
relax its just a joke
farmer
farmer, were you at the neyagawa mcdonalds on saturday? do you drive a stang convertible?
that was me , was it you that was staring at me like i was a big mac ???
why didnt you say something , i thought it was you.
farmer
Damn it! I knew it was you! I hadn’t seen you in such a long time that’s why. What were you doing in Oakville? lol @ big mac
i work at altered sound on saturdays for the summer , helping out my old boss.
farmer
True. Typical white boy thing.
A Mexican and a Black guy are in a car.
whose driving?
The cop
hahaha
This Black kid came home from school one day and asked his mom
“Mom why do I have the biggest dick in grade 3?”
his mom says “nigga thats cause your supposed to be in grade 8”
ROFL
“Protip: Hold your hand between a girl’s legs. If it feels like a horse eating a sugarcube out of the palm of your hand, she likes you!”
funny thing I saw all week.