I really don’t know how to respond to that, it would seem obvious to most people that I would have come to that conclusion, in which I did, almost instantly. But I suppose that it may be necessary to make a point of making me look the fool and thinking otherwise. You certainly showed me.
Our building does not have coded underground keys, so even after I informed building security there’s very little they can do.
Just don’t leave nice things in your car, people will take it.