talk about a punch in the stomach

8 years? only 21? rarely have shitty sex?

dude get the fuck out. now.

[quote=“Skurge,post:59,topic:26974"”]

and after 3 months i’ve met tons of diff girls that i realize now are 100% better than the X

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same here, after my break up with my ex like 3 years ago, I’ve noticed things about her that i’ve never noticed before. I hate the girl now, she doesn’t leave me alone at the bars, she shows up to “my bar” on tuesdays, just so she can talk to me. I ignore her the entire time.

BACK TO THE ORIGINAL POSTER… But yea, Take the break, see what happens, I can’t imagine having a GF for 8 years… during that 13-21 age… yikes… I’m sure you start talking to other girls, you’ll see things about the GF you’ve never noticed before, and you maybe like fuck that i’m not going back. AND IT WILL BE FOR THE BETTER…

If you want an easy lay, and are semi attractive. Go to a bar with some friends, exclude yourself from them, sit at the bar. Look around the bar, and make some eye contact with girls. If you see one looking at you a few times take mental note. Hopefully you can get like 3 or 4 to lock eyes with you a few times. Now, they need to get drinks some time right, they drift over to the bar, OFFER TO BUY THEM A DRINK, they shouldn’t decline, get their name chat for a few seconds. Go back with the buddies chat with them, look around again… if she makes eye contact you nailed her. Make your approach when its convenient to head over there… (if she is near the bathroom or on the way to it or something)… start talking to her, and smile, show a sense of humor. Grab her number…

NOW from here there are a two scenarios

  1. Take her home tonight

  2. delay and go for the guarantee

  3. take her home tonight, you kind of have to be that skeevy guy. hand contact, touching her side, then her arm, and then her shoulders… by the time you are touching her shoulders you should have an IN to kiss her… Now if she is prude you can play it off to option 2, if not she is yours tonight.

option two you have her number take her to a movie , out to dinner, over to your place on the third date to watch a movie or something in your living room… plow the bitch on the couch…

and IBGSTSTAIRSCALLSMEANASSHOLEAGAIN… I’m only played this out like 3 times so … don’t get mad at me gst

worried about having to find someone to boink? PM me…
http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28222

:lol:
$10 bucks says dirtye30 uses 50% of his PM box limit today.

8 years and follow her to fucking Ithaca or you’re done? There’s loyalty for ya. :roll2:

Anyhow, yeah sounds like shit’s been doomed for a while but going away to school is what forced the issue that nobody wants to deal with: moving on from a relationship you’ve both been in since you’ve been old enough to ejaculate.

All that’s left to do now is post the n00ds and take your frustration out on a couple of slam pigs. :hitit: :suckoff:

As you move on, remember: Sex is a race. Whoever finishes first wins! :headbang:

[quote=“FormulaLS1,post:47,topic:26974"”]

:headbang::headbang:

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for word my brother

I promise there are worse situations. Go have fun. You’re young

http://pic16.picturetrail.com/VOL655/2420268/5457616/108334446.jpg

now is as good a time as any to post naked pics!!?

lol i dont have any nudes and yes she does have a myspace page but im not goin to put it up

just think of all the money you just freed up to put into your car now :tup:

now you wont have to drive all summer with a turbo you can’t make any boost with!

no nudes after 8 years?!!?!

[quote=“Tunerfreak,post:15,topic:26974"”]

we are only 21 we started going out in the 8th grade

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thats ur problem right there…8th grade thru college NEVER WORKS…its prolyl for the better

no nudes?!? that deserves to get the myspace page instead

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no nudes?!? that deserves to get the myspace page instead

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he said the only nudes he has are from her in 8th grade.

[quote=“90NA300ZX,post:71,topic:26974"”]

just think of all the money you just freed up to put into your car now :tup:

now you wont have to drive all summer with a turbo you can’t make any boost with!

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actually im tuning it tomorrow

based on your response to her actions

she’s not even thinking on the same page as you are bro

[quote=“Tunerfreak,post:76,topic:26974"”]

actually im tuning it tomorrow

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:tup:

atta boy

[quote=“Tunerfreak,post:76,topic:26974"”]

actually im tuning it tomorrow

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:tup: seriously tho jeff, alex and i have been broken up for a month now. we were dating for 2 1/2 years and honestly i havent been happier since its over, being single is awesome right now :stuck_out_tongue: … there are tons of hoes out there do it up :headbang:

[quote=“newman,post:49,topic:26974"”]

I am fairly confident, however, that your ex-gf really just wants to slut it up a little bit, despite what you may think…

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That was the first thought I had when reading the original post.

“We should see other people”

means

“I found someone I want to be with but I don’t want to cheat so I am going to break up with you for the time being”