The worst day of my life is today...

[Nikuk]

Find a Slut - PIITB

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

dude, here’s how it goes:

1. don’t tell your family she dumped you. tell them she died in a car accident. (NP: The Vandals - My Girlfriend’s Dead)

2. Finish crying. You gotta get that out of your system. I’m not saying don’t cry. I’m saying finish it.

3. go to a nudie bar to get your spirits up again.
   then

4. go to regular bars and chat with some women to get your confidence back up.

5. start dating again.

6. don’t get engaged to the first girl you date either.

[sureshot]

@AlbinoMonkeyRat

3. go to a nudie bar to get your spirits up again.

edit: get blown by a stripper at a nudie bar.

okay. now try and meet respectable chicks and take them out and hopefully end up getting some sort of action.

now you realize that one way or another its gonna cost something for ass since you are back in the game

decide which is better, but realize both are options

[SkunkApe]

@catalyst

What’s her number? Is she hot?

dude…you’re a fucking asshat…

seriously…die in a fire

[sureshot]

@SkunkApe

dude…you’re a fucking asshat…

seriously…die in a fire

yikes

[catalyst]

@SkunkApe

dude…you’re a fucking asshat…

seriously…die in a fire

This is the perfect response :tup:. People need to lighten up. It’s not like anyone died here. People break up every day. This is the best thing about forums/the internet in general. I can type mean rude comments and feel emotionally disconnected about it. Of course I would probably not say this in real life. I would probably offer words of encouragement, but alas this is the internet and I don’t know the person affected by this.

[catalyst]

@newman

haha. matt, who are you? me?

:hay: someone had to step up and be a dick in this thread.

[SkunkApe]

@catalyst

This is the perfect response :tup:. People need to lighten up. It’s not like anyone died here. People break up every day. This is the best thing about forums/the internet in general. I can type mean rude comments and feel emotionally disconnected about it. Of course I would probably not say this in real life. I would probably offer words of encouragement, but alas this is the internet and I don’t know the person affected by this.

:lol:…you ass… :shoot:

none the less…i’m sure he still isn’t gonna be pumped to see something like that

[Nikuk]

@catalyst

Of course I would probably not say this in real life.

That says everything that anyone needs to know about You.

[sureshot]

@SkunkApe

:lol:…you ass… :shoot:

none the less…i’m sure he still isn’t gonna be pumped to see something like that

how could he read the forum anyways when tears are clouding his vision

maybe thats why he hasnt responded yet

[SkunkApe]

^^^…ouch…adam with the low blow…DING!!!

[Nikuk]

Write a song about her? then get rich and famous. You’ll have lots of famous sluts that TIITB

[newman]

catalyst is actually probably one of the best dudes i have ever met.

[dirtye30]

^ that says alot^ lol. if you are down for a party PM me.

[catalyst]

@Nikuk

That says everything that anyone needs to know about You.

Thats because for me to know about this story outside of the internet I would have to personally know Clean Baldy. So if I knew the guy I don’t think I would rag on him for at least a week.

@newman

catalyst is actually probably one of the best dudes i have ever met.

:headbang:

[catalyst]

@SkunkApe

:lol:…you ass… :shoot:

none the less…i’m sure he still isn’t gonna be pumped to see something like that

I will be doing the guy a favor then by getting his mind off the girl and on the anger he has for my online persona.

[ly555is]

sorry to hear, jeff - just keep yourself busy, don’t mope around too much. met a lot of cool people on the board when i had a breakup last winter, there’s a lot of cool people right here to hang out with to fill that void - and make some good friendships in the process

[AlbinoMonkeyRat]

@Nikuk

Write a song about her? then get rich and famous. You’ll have lots of famous sluts that TIITB

will it be country, punk or emo? lol

[Bacon]

Dude, that really sucks sorry to hear that. But as far as advice, ZeroDaze definatly said it best. No point in dwelling, it will just make it worse.

[Violator]

@Zer0DazE

here is my advice, and i will add more as it pops into my head. being a old fuck i have been down said road a couple times.
heres a list of what DOESN’T work:

1. drinking, at first yes, then it just gets ugly and you will make a fool of yourself.
2. drugs, although fun and will get you lots of ladies (with the right drugs), it will either kill you or make you stronger. of the 5 of us, i am the only one not in jail and or dead. not great odds.
3. dwelling on it. its done, dont try to fix it. it didnt work for a reason. you are NOT a fixer upper (women love a fixer upper… look at HG tv), you are not broken.
4. talking to your friends about it. do you ask your friends “hey, remember when you mom died in that plane crash?”. talking about this is just going to make dwell on it. cowboy up and press on.

getting your ass out of the house is a must. you need to seperate yourself from the issue asap. if you have a lot of free time, you are going to tihnk about it… get busy.
this is the perfect time to get a second job, start your own side business, read (yea, thats a little out there), learn to swing dance, go rock climbing, take up kung fu… whatever, just do something. in 2 months if you get your ass moving you will struggle to remember what color her eyes were. but you NEED to get moving, and thats the toughest part.

i didnt spell check this, nazi’s f off.

Sorry to hear that man

Zeros got some very good advice