[quote=“SkunkApe,post:39,topic:24530"”]
:cough:uumm:cough:
and what the hell did you get me you son of a bitch!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I seriously laughed so hard reading this
[quote=“turbo ls1 ss,post:40,topic:24530"”]
ughh… well at least im not spending money
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Uh oh what happened???
[quote=“Zong,post:34,topic:24530"”]
:lol:
Chocolates and a card. Stop with all this nonsense you extravagant assholes. You’re all making me look bad.
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x2, jojo spending a grip for his girl WTF lol. i gotta go out on my lunch break and get her some flowers, candy and a card. she is paying for a nite at a hotel in erie this weekend and a nice buffet dinner at one of favorite cheap places to eat down there. THE GOLDEN CORRAL umm umm bitch
[quote=“Muscle50,post:41,topic:24530"”]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I seriously laughed so hard reading this
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HAHAHAHAHA… i do what i can.
but im not kidding, stop avoiding it. You better have my gift when u pick me up from the airport.
You know i figured by this threads name by page 2 it woulda been NWS, But im gettin my wife a box o’ candy and a card. Then dinner , “movie” and bed
meh, we’ll go to dinner, and that will be that. i have no time for this shit.
Damn jojo she must have flipped. You’re a good man.
My wife’s bday was a few days ago and I got her something big so she already knows it’s going to be a card/chocolate/watch a movie together type deal.
build a bear is a bunch of bullshit,im never going there again, some candy and a card here
My boyfriend got us a Chinchilla and we’re going out to dinner this weekend
“ill take a chinchilla”
on a more serious note, chinchillas are fucking sweet. i want one
[quote=“drvnkd,post:26,topic:24530"”]
i gave my wife and mother of my 2 kids nothing 
i saved some money, but as fast as you can say WTF, we need groceries… it was gone.
maybe i’ll buy a card on teh way homw with the change in my ashtrey.
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That’s because you’ve been making it Valentines day all year, giving them a nice warm home with food on the table. All for what? The big piece of chicken. :lol:
[quote=“boardjnky4,post:50,topic:24530"”]
“ill take a chinchilla”
on a more serious note, chinchillas are fucking sweet. i want one
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fuck yA!
They are soft. Like a Vagina:headbang:
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, and its going to be the BEST valentines day EVER
[quote=“Estorvito,post:52,topic:24530"”]
fuck yA!
They are soft. Like a Vagina:headbang:
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And they get sandy. Seriously, they roll in sand.
its not sand!!!
its a dust bath, it makes them even softer
also wanted to add that i dont think im getting anything good for v-day. the gf told me to only spend 30 bucks. whooops, went way over that limit. shes gonna be pissed at me
[quote=“boardjnky4,post:56,topic:24530"”]
its not sand!!!
its a dust bath, it makes them even softer
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My wife just told me that. weird huh!:bloated:
so if i get a dust bath, would i feel softer?:eyebrow:
[quote=“Estorvito,post:58,topic:24530"”]
My wife just told me that. weird huh!:bloated:
so if i get a dust bath, would i feel softer?:eyebrow:
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well, from what i hear, mudd bathing makes the skin softer.
[quote=“boardjnky4,post:56,topic:24530"”]
its not sand!!!
its a dust bath, it makes them even softer
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And it’s super cute to watch lol