verizon wireless customer service ftl.

I was just in the verizon store with my girlfriend and her mom last night.

It was by far the worst experience i’ve ever had in any cell phone place.

I’m so glad I have sprint sero plan.

So my girlfriends mom screwed up and signed another year contract, so my girlfriend is locked in with verizon until next year.

We went in there to get the bill put in her name, not her moms name.

No big issue right.

So we walk in, and stroll to the desk to talk to someone.

The guy is totally rude he’s like, you have to sign in before we will talk to you.

He points to a kiosk of touchscreen lcds.

There is nobody in the store but us, lol. Its not like there was a line in there.

So, my gf types in her phone number and describes her problem to a lcd computer.

Two seconds later the rep walks over (same guy who told us to sign in)

He puts on the most phoney sales pitch voice i’ve ever seen “hi how are you doing today, i see that you want to make changes to your plan, what can we do for you?”

She explains that she wants the address changed on the bill, and she wants a new phone, her’s is worn out pretty much after a year and a half.

The guy punches it up, and is like yeah if you sign a two year agreement you can get a phone for 99 dollars, if you sign a one year, its regular price (200 dollars for a shitty lg phone).

She starts laughing, you gotta be kidding me. You guys can’t give me a free cell phone, after mine is worn out? The guy looks totally puzzled and tells her “no” in a very stern and unfriendly voice.

Then she’s like ok can I upgrade 5 bucks or whatever to get nights at 7pm. The guys like no we don’t do that. But we can put you in a 70 dollar plan, thats sort of like having it, based on your usage.

My girlfriend is like “how is a 70 dollar plan like a 39 dollar plan starting nights at 7pm”.

The rep just starts a sales pitch on all this bullshit. Oh for ten dollars we can give you texting. She goes “oh is that unlimited texting”. He’s like no its only unlimited to verizon customers, only 250 texts to non verizon.

So shes like nah nevermind, just change the bill to my new address, let me give it to you.

The rep goes, uh do you have a utility bill on you. Shes like no its my boyfriends apartment. The rep goes, no we can’t do it without a major utility bill. Maybe you can call this customer service number and explain it to them? She goes, I thought I was talking to you, who is a customer service rep. Uh, no i can’t do it here.

So we walked out of there totally pissed, and wasted time.

The guy behind us was totally pissed that he got a 560 dollar bill.

I look at the girl behind him, she wanted a new phone because her’s was locking up alot. She said she just wanted a different phone. The rep tells her well you aren’t due for a new phone until such and such a date for free. This is the funniest shit ever. The girl goes “do i have insurance on this phone still”, the rep is like yes. The girl goes ok i’ll take it home and smash it with a hammer and you will give me a different phone? The guy is like well if the phone gets damaged we will replace it with one of equal or lesser value. The girl is like ok i’ll be back tomorrow.

Its just absolute garbage.

I have sprint, their coverage isn’t the best, but one time I was in syracuse on a business trip, my charger died, and wouldn’t charge the phone. I bought it into a kiosk in the mall, and told the guy. He asks my phone number, then takes a new one out of the retail box, and says “here, i’ll trade you for a new one, no charge”. “thanks for doing business with us”.

Yea, I’ve noticed that with Verizon too. Their in-store CS in the suck. I had to talk to three different people about having a number switched, just for the girl to tell me I have to call a customer service number.

Their customer service over the phone is awesome though. I had a guy give me his personal line, so if I ever have issues with my phone, I can just call him.

i know for a fact verizon is the worst customer service i also have ever had. its a bunch of little fuck tards that dont give a shit that flirt with each other while helping customers. i sat in verizon for an hour watching the girl who was suppose to help me flirt with this guy. it could have been 15 mins of work she could have done to get me out of there but she was to busy with the other guy

Customer service is a hit or miss situation, go in knowing what the hell you are talking about, then you will be fine.

PS. No cell phone company will give you a new phone for free without signing a contract, two years in general.

No cell phone company will give you a new phone if you smash it, if you have insurance, you pay a deductable and they give you a new one of YOUR phone, if they don’t have your phone, then they will give you one similar to it.

You walked into a VZW store where they are supposed to try to sell you shit, what did you expect? Sounds like you are just trying to find some way to justify your shittier cell phone service :stuck_out_tongue:

Doesn’t sound like crappy customer service, sounds like just because you don’t get the cell phone you want at the price you want to pay, you bitch and complain.

I laugh every time I go into the store to pay my bill because there’s always about 30 employees in there. And that one creepy little man that asks if I need assistance. Ick.

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OMG!!11one1! I can’t believe he didn’t give her a free phone! I mean, she wanted one AND asked for it! What more does Verizon need? Money? Let’s be reasonable!

:violin: Aside from not giving you stuff you’re not entitled to and plan options that they do not offer and following company protocol, did the customer service rep actually do anything wrong?

Yeah maybe i’m a cheap prick.

I’m from the school of thought of if you have a phone for a year and a half, and you use it so much that its worn out, the buttons aren’t working right on it, etc.

Then the phone company should replace it because a 189 dollar cell phone should last more than 18 months.

If she wanted to buy another cell phone for 189 dollars, I would have told her to just terminate the contract and pay the 175 dollar termination fee, and sprint would have given her a free phone to start a 2 year contract with them.

The fact that every customer in the store was pissed off might be a signal that they aren’t doing something right.

PS. you can get free phones from verizon.

If I use my blackberry like crazy and wear it out because I keep putting it in and out of my belt clip and the clip breaks, shouldn’t I get a free belt clip because a 400 dollar blackberry should have a better clip?

Also, if you want bad customer service, I’ll foward you to my friend who heads up NE sector of Sprint/nextel. The only good dept is their retention dept…

Your reasoning is so ass backwards.

maybe i should mention there is no signing in at my store.

I hope that girl smashed her phone and went back to the store. I hope the store is far from her house when she realizes that the insurance is 3rd party and you have to call them and the phone is shipped to you. They won’t give her a phone right then and there…lol

I had my phone fall out of my pocket while riding last year. They overnighted me a new one. That is what I call good service. I have Verizon as well.

i broke my 600 and they gave me a 650 at the sprint store for free :gotme:

When I worked for radioshack I sold sprint, cingular and verizon. All of them have crappy customer service. However if you bitch enough you can usually get what you want. It worked great at radioshack because we sold other brands. If they would not do something that the customer wanted I would say "Ok, that’s fine I also sell (insert another phone company here) and I will just port their number over and sign them up.

cellular phones have the highest complaint rating of any other service, period. I forget where i read that…

i still like how VZW tried to screw me

*broke my lg 6000
*got the insance replacement, which was a samsung a670 (iirc)
*called VZW store, explained what i had, what i wanted, that the a670 was brand new in the package, wanted to trade even for a 6100
*they agreed to an even swap, set aside a 6100 for me
*came in and swapped
*never signed any paperwork
*few months later i found out they entered me in for a new 2 year plan in order for me to get my “free phone”

i made MANY MANY VZW CS people miserable for a month straight … 5 seperate times they said they would send me a copy of my signed contract … never got one of them … and i still have the 6100 box w/ the handwritten note that says:

Nicholas T***** - picking up & exchanging for 670 sent by insurance

thats not VZW trying to screw you, thats a less than ethical sales rep

I have always hated verizon and always will…bastards.

besides thier phones being absolute pieces of shit, i havent really had a CS issue with them. had to get a tad bit stern with them on a few occasions to warantee stuff, but always seem to get the problem resolved…for a month untill my phone dies again LOL