what should I buy my g/f for x-mas...read!

Yes it did.

and I do a lot of driving in new england…vt/maine…ect.
and up in quebec. there is a lot of shitty ass roads that are unmarked and not on maps.
and when i do get lost. I don’t get 20mpg because i am flying everywhere because I am angry.
so please. Don’t rain on my parade. i am trying to justify buying one.
Please. Don’t bring logic into this thread. ok?