what would be your one weapon? v.zombies

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[quote=“02CelicaGt,post:38,topic:24772"”]

they’ve been encountered before as class 1 outbreaks. I’ll put it in lamen’s terms for you… Resident Evil 1. Small individual outbreaks that were able to be contained and covered up.

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wait… so what you are saying… is that zombies, like HI i’m gonna eat you if i can get a hold of you zombies are real? as in resident evil?

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and what the hell is the pope gonna do!?

btw he looks like he is trying to squeeze out a mean one

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[quote=“ImportMuscle,post:39,topic:24772"”]

Im raising the :bsflag: if theres been zombie outbreaks before than prove it.

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you dont no shit about the subject so dont talk. read a few books and brush up on your history. it has to do with the drug TXX and voodo practices. many books have been written on it, im not going to do ur hw for you.

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[quote=“originalsin,post:29,topic:24772"”]

edit: my weapon of choice - doc johnson

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I hear zombies are allergic to da beef on weck der…

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[quote=“ILCisDEAD,post:41,topic:24772"”]

wait… so what you are saying… is that zombies, like HI i’m gonna eat you if i can get a hold of you zombies are real? as in resident evil?

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Various forms of TXX (tetrodotoxin) are even delicacies in certain countries can stop heartrates while the victim remains conscious and “alive”, it can last up to three days in some cases…no to mention they seemingly lose the will to live.

Voodoo practices in Africa and china since the beginning of time, have proven it too.

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[quote=“02CelicaGt,post:42,topic:24772"”]

you dont no shit about the subject so dont talk. read a few books and brush up on your history. it has to do with the drug TXX and voodo practices. many books have been written on it, im not going to do ur hw for you.

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being nice

so what about voodoo zombies can’t you eat?

[quote=“02CelicaGt,post:44,topic:24772"”]

Various forms of TXX (tetrodotoxin) are even delicacies in certain countries can stop heartrates while the victim remains conscious and “alive”, it can last up to three days in some cases…no to mention they seemingly lose the will to live.

Voodoo practices in Africa and china since the beginning of time, have proven it too.

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yes yes yes i know all about this… but where does it say you can’t eat them?! and the classification of a ZOMBIE YOU are talking about is one that its heart rate stops… BUT NO it doesn’t stop, it goes slow and faint enough, where normal conventional equipment can’t hear/feel a heart beat. there fore they are still alive, but it seems they come back alive.

they DON’T crawl out of the grave, and start feeding on the flesh of people. Which the cool Zombies we’re talking about here… Which i’m going to bite those mother fuckers and eat their flesh! and not get sick

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[quote=“ILCisDEAD,post:45,topic:24772"”]

being nice

so what about voodoo zombies can’t you eat?

yes yes yes i know all about this… but where does it say you can’t eat them?!

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the solanum virus can be trasmitted through blood… voodoo zombies are not what you have to worry about. its the solanum virus zombies.

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[quote=“02CelicaGt,post:31,topic:24772"”]

Katana sword is your best bet

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[quote=“02CelicaGt,post:31,topic:24772"”]

.22 caliber ling distance sem-auto rifles are your best bet

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wtf

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[quote=“02CelicaGt,post:46,topic:24772"”]

the solanum virus can be trasmitted through blood… voodoo zombies are not what you have to worry about. its the solanum virus zombies.

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you just sound really fucking paranoid of an attack sounds like you are getting your facts mixed up…

This chapter lays down the specific ground rules that are referenced repeatedly in the book. The most important of these describes Solanum, the fictional virus that creates zombies, along with how it is spread, how to treat the infected, and why the zombie infection does not spread to non-human creatures.

read that too

Fictional Virus there bud

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:gotme:

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Back to me eating zombies… Lets go get some voodoo ones, and chow down… see how they taste :slight_smile: HOFU 4 L!!!

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[quote=“originalsin,post:48,topic:24772"”]

wtf

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that was after my edit. both weapons are good for different strategies.

shotguns are a bad idea aswell.

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[quote=“ILCisDEAD,post:49,topic:24772"”]

you just sound really fucking paranoid of an attack sounds like you are getting your facts mixed up…

read that too

Fictional Virus there bud

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you got it off wikipedia… :smash2:

secondly, you are right… i am basing most of my information and facts on Max Brook’s writings, but who better than him to base suriving a zombie attack than a guy whos written numerous books about them?

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ZOMBIES ARE REAL THE SOLANUM VIRUS IS GONNA GET YOU!!!

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A fictional zombie virus invented by satirial writer Max Brooks (son of Mel Brooks, who was the director of Space Balls). The virus “Solanum” attempts to justify the hack work of George Romano by describing an entirely impossible zombie virus. Accoring to Max Brooks, zombies are somehow reanimated by a virus that allows the body to function with no blood circulation, no oxygen, and no ATP (which is absolutely required for muscle movement). This is definately the most far fetched viral zombie that has been suggested, but it is often used as a benchmark by zombie survivalist groups, particularly OZORT, as a worst case scenario zombie virus.
:gotme:

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[quote=“02CelicaGt,post:53,topic:24772"”]

you got it off wikipedia… :smash2:

secondly, you are right… i am basing most of my information and facts on Max Brook’s writings, but who better than him to base suriving a zombie attack than a guy whos written numerous books about them?

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that sounds like you are taking murderer advice from stephan king… its all fictional. I can make shit up to based off folklore

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most of these responses are assuming they come at you in a nice line one at a time. A group of 30 show up and everyone if fucked. Tank with generator to power gas station pumps… done.

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chain gun(mini/gun) w/infinate ammo

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i would use cuban crisis because he is superman and would save me. and hack any other necessary info.

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BFG-7000