Who gets the flu? Honestly.

[Cossey]

@n!cole

Honestly, there was nothing fucked up about the guard rail that I hit. Nothing. Not a bend, not a scratch. It just destroyed the Jetta and went about it’s day.

1. Get phonebook.
2. Go to L in the yellow pages.
3. Look for lawyer.
4. Call said lawyer, explain situation.
5. …
6. Profit!