Why do most of the 240s on here still suck??

This is an absurd statement, in 2006 (your join date) the only reason a mediocre (s13 was of course lower) s14 went for like $8 500 is due to the fact that people were willing to pay for it, then over the course of a year and a half or so prices went on a steady decline because people realized that stock they were no big deal. Don’t try to justify paying too much for a simple 240sx just YOU might have…

Are you suggesting that owing a 240sx allows you entrance to some magical club that only rich people are allowed to join?