Why your coworkers suck: Things that aggrivate you about the workplace.

yea, i brought my zune and i had some music on my harddrive, but that one died. i listen to the distorted view daily, sick and wrong, keith and the girl podcasts as well.

People who walk into my office without knocking.

I have my own office, I have to shut my door because I cant stand what the coworkers babble about.

Our restrooms are dirty, people need to learn how to piss. If you piss on the seat like a douche, clean it up.

That is something I will have to say I am very pleased with where I work.
The bathrooms are always amazingly clean, which for a girl is really great.

Go figure though, at St. Peter’s and when I worked for Empire BCBS the bathrooms were disgusting.
At the hospital and the health insurance company, the bathrooms look like a port-a-potty. :facepalm

Yeah someone shit on the floor of our bathroom a month or so ago.

“someone shit on the coats!”

how’d that happen and where do u work?

Our bathroom flooded pretty bad last week. I thought it was from the powershit that I took (I must have used a half roll of toilet paper to wipe my ass) but it was flowing from the urinal. haha

  • f’in 1. That’s not just at work…that’s everywhere in life. Even amongst my friends, who are content with working menial jobs and not bettering themselves.

I work for the state at the DMV Inventory warehouse. I dunno how it happened or who did it but all I know is someone dropped a big messy pile of ass goblins right in front of the toilet. The janitor was bitchin for a week straight.

When I worked at Boscovs, the security guy (who I was friends with), found a pile of clothes in a female dressing room down stairs (I was talking to him as we were waiting to hand our money in).

He picked up the clothes to find not one or two turds, but a whole giant mess of turds. Someone REALLY had to go.

People that work upstairs (where they have their own bathroom) and come downstairs to our 1 stall bathroom to poop & smell up our dept (so they dont stink up their floor)!

Ughh…makes me wanna gag just thinking about it

baahahah if i worked there i would totally do that to you! lol

x2, after I drink coffee it’s all downhill from there. :rofl

I have my own bathroom. Problem solved there.

I hate when people come up to or by my desk and fart and walk away. Pisses me off

Or when i have a day off and come back to find my boss changed my desktop to gay asian porn and ate all the candy i keep stashed in my top drawer

More on my cocksmoking co-worker.

He committed a server update Friday afternoon that was linked to our dev database. Yesterday afternoon we pushed the server update. 20 minutes later he realized why everything was going so slow, it was connected to the wrong database. So at 4:30 (we leave at 5) we are trying to find what data was entered into the wrong database. And what does the asshole do…blame it on Dave (my boss) who actually pushed the update. Said he should have checked the code before pushing.

I hate working with this guy.

You would! DJ too lol

But the worst part of my bitching is upstairs is all overweight old bitches that REALLY smell up a bathroom (which “Lurkes” over to my desk!!)

I may only weigh 140lbs but the explosions I create in the bathroom would make anyone think otherwise…

FUCK ! why didnt i say that before, i ALWAYS complain about this !!!

i hate hearing about your fucking job and all the drama , i could go on for hours to you about my work drama but i dont, i hate drama from others about their job , ESPECIALLY when they aren’t at their job

wow good one, so obvious cant believe i didnt point it out earlier, i always always always bitch about this

People that fart, chew loud and eat too much are simply walked away from at a brisk pace… before the UPS/Postal thing happens again…

Thats what annoys me… but oddly, they also somewhow entertain me. Also Oddly, some of the people I like the best are large, fart happy, eating machines.

Go figure.[/quote]

Now I r confoozed !!

Oh the people who can talk your ear off for several minutes about some mundane thing that happened the night before at the dinner table.