Would it be illegal to shoot my neighbor's dog with a BB gun?

[Fry]

@airhead

I’d say toss a few dog-friendly laxatives over in their yard for revenge, but that would probably just end with the dogs being outside for more time. Mastiffs would probably make a hell of a mess in the house.

Cheese wheel. Lob an entire cheese wheel over the fence to them.

Either the owner finds his mastiffs eating an entire cheese wheel and you get a pic of an epic WTF reaction, or the dogs eat the whole thing and then wreck the house. :crap: