my one friend got pissed at a room mate, so every night he would go out to the guys car and take his windsheild wipers off the arms of his car… so every mornign the guy would drive away and they would appear fine because he laid them back on teh windsheild , but when he would make a turn or turn the wipers on, off they went… i swear he must have done that for like 3 weeks on and off before the room mate though something was up
is she hot??
i threw up in my mouth
NO WAY… she is a hideous, unintelligent, middle aged woman.
so the cops told me that there is nothing i can do, because there are other white cars in the parking lot with black paint on the bumpers… they did, however, give me consolation in knowing that they agreed with my assessment that she is lying (they talked to her), but there was nothing they could do to prove it without eyewitnesses or video tape…
bummer. 
oh well, the damage isnt that bad. I think most of it will buff out.
karma… place a nail in her tire tred
^ yup, just balance it up against it. she’ll do the rest of the work
That’s weaksauce. She’ll take it somewhere and have it plugged for $5. Put a nail in her sidewall, or all 4 sidewalls, then she has to buy new tires.
Then if he did it again in 6 months that would balance out the universe nicely.
my wiper idea is funnier
lol, or just cut the valve stems off every so often. I’m sure towing adds up after a while 
sucks to hear man, I’d get revenge somehow
Bologna on the car?
Draw a giant cock on her hood with spraypaint.
sucks, that lot is small too, not too much doubt when narrowing down white cars with black scuffs on them… :gotme:
and somehow I really don’t think sam will be doing any vandalizing
IB4YouHaveFlatTiresAndKeyedPaint