Audi RS6 Avant

[Gatecrasher3]

@Toronto240sx

What police chase??? It’s an Audi, you would be stupid to try to outrun the police in an VW product… the chances are you would get up to top speed then your check engine light would come on, the engine would stop, as you apply the brakes to slow down your master cylinder springs a leak, you apply the hand break but then the cable snaps, you finally manage to stop by going into a field, you try to get out of the car to run but your doors locks break and you can’t get out, you try to break the window with your legs but the air bags all deploy and at the same time the car catches on fire while a bunch of police man stand around getting high off the smoke caused by the burning hash that is now burning in the car with you!

can I make this my signature?