The first post definitely sounded like a “I hit a curb. Someone’s getting a phone call.” sort of thing, but the rest of the thread makes it pretty clear that you’re accepting personal responsibility for the accident but hoping Denny’s offers to pay for your bumper. People just tend to get annoyed/pissed at people who deny personal responsibility in life.
Personally, I think the hand of God pushed you into the wall for putting a body kit on and intending to boost a Cavalier. 