Im driving home todayfrom school, and i have 3 instances where i wish i had a grenade launcher to blow these peopl the fuck up.
First, an old lady in a late 90’s malibu decides, shes to fucking blind to see me in the right lane and wants to be there, too so shes going to merge into me. After i lay on the horn for a good 10 seconds so her deaf ears can hear it, she gives ME the finger…i roll down my window and scream “LEARN HOW TO DRIVE BITCH!”
2nd a young girl driving a new Sunfire with a cellphone in hand, lightly rear ends me and continues to drive around me and not stop, i chase her, i chased her to her HOUSE and yelled at her for being an unobservant law breaking, incapable slut. She cried, her dad came out with a bat, and i took off. I dont like fathers with bats. he almost hit my car.
On the way from angry dad with bat, i get my nose almost clipped by a cop making a turn really fast, so i decided i watned to have words with him, and i followed him, VERY CLOSELY, i was about 6 inches from his bumper at all times, he pulled into the station, got out, and i got out. I say to him
Me: Hey buddy, you almost clipped my corner back their with your crazy antics
Cop: Oh really, you should learn where to put your corner
Me: MY CORNER? your the one driving recklessly squealing around corners, imagine if had been an old lady and you had hit my car
Cop: well your not, and i didnt hit you
Me: Yea well you should watch how fast your going and be more respectful of cops on the road
Cop: You should of backed up so i was less likely to hit you
Cop: oh and you should be more respectful to cops, then following them to closely
Me: i was trying ot get you to pull over so i could have words with you
Meanwhile: 6 more cops come out of the station to watch whats happening
Cop: you cant make a citizens arrest on a police officer
Me: Are you Out of you FUCKING mind? i just wanted to talk to you
Cop: no im not crazy, were talking now arent we
Me: yes but now im out of my way, just to tell you to watch where your going to you dont hit people ,and to be more considerate of others on the road
Cop: your awful young to be trying to teach life lessons to adults
Me: Ya know what, FUCK YOU! i tried to be nice, i tried to make peace, but your just an asshole, who wont admit he cant fucking drive, and was being a reckless prick to other people on the road, no one stands up to you becuase their afriad, and i have all your buddies standing over their as witnesses, and if you come after me, ill get a lawsuit for harassment, So Fuck you, and take your shitty driving and GO HOME!