Just got pulled over...

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…in my driveway…

what for you ask?

FOR PULLING THE EBRAKE AND SLIDING INTO MY PARKING SPACE IN MY DRIVEWAY

srsly…here’s the scenario ok, I just get home, only one car in the driveway, relatively large driveway, enough room for a sentra to rip a j-turn into it’s parking space at the hands of a talented hard parker.

Pull into my driveway, all is well, give it a quick yank and spin 180 and toss it in reverse…as I’m coming around i see a familiar shimmer of reflective State Trooper vinyls glimmers in my headlights as officer douchebag mcliftsalot goes flying down lakehill at 60mph ( ::)).

Immediately the lights come on…at this point I’m already in my space, so I turn off my car and hop out and start walking towards my house, all i can hear is the roar of the tahoe fury and screeching tires as this bafoon comes flying into my icy driveway and slides towards me a solid 10ft before coming to a rest, he immediately gets out and tells me to stay where I am, I do so, he asks me if i live there…I say yes, he asks me if I live with my parents, I say no, my Aunt, i pay rent…he asks me how she would feel about me driving recklessly in her driveway, I say somewhat arrogantly “she does it too”…this doesn’t please the piggy, so he asks for my license and registration, I go back to my car and get my reg, hand him my license and insurance cards, he goes to his truck.

I’m freezing my balls off at this point, the wind’s blowing, this cop’s making me suffer. I hate him.

5 minutes later he hops out hands me my stuff back and lectures me on the dangers of what i did…could have caused injury to myself, property damage, etc etc…I politely just re-state the fact that I was doing 5mph in MY OWN DRIVEWAY, he says it’s irrelevant but he’ll “let me off with a warning” and he hops back into his pigmobile and speeds off…

I really don’t like that shit. :headbang

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HAHAHHAH OMG :lmao :crackup :haha :lol “officer douchebag mcliftsalot”

funny ass story benny

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i would of continued walking to the door sashshaying my fat ass the whole there. well i reminded him i’m on private property. when he asked me if i lived, i would of replied let me check put my keys in the door and said i guess so . i would of looked at him said have a good night and stay warm it’s cold out. i going to rape my sister and go to bed now if u dont mind and closed the and shut the light off. if i had i apicture window i would of left a light on and gave him a strip and showed him my brown and then went to bed.

but thats just me and my blasintien disrespect for authority figures. u can do what u want ;D

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yeah I didn’t feel like getting tazed

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oh and the reason for all the broken half gibberish is K20 was rushing me to finish…now im tired and i have to poop

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HENCE PRIVATE PROPERTY!!!

and besides a lil electricty never killed anyone!!! :crackup

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Dude they’re like fish hook barbs…fuck that I’ve had way too many fishhooks in my arms/hands/head/neck/INNER THIGH to know that one of those fuckers electrified by 50k volts is gonna fucking SUCK.

I’d pull my tazer out if someone as big as i was wasn’t obeying my orders, i could have been going in to grab a shotty for all he knows

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Your just begging to be arrested with that attitude… using your logic you can kill someone on your private property and the police have no business there, lots of luck with that. Get serious, yes the situation sucks but be being a dick head you’d probably end up arrested with misdemeanor charges pressed, maybe you could beat it, but you’d spend a few grand on legal fees all to show the cop how much of a bad ass you are, riiiiight. Your post makes me think of this guy

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Pull your head out of your ass

http://www.azstarnet.com/sn/fromcomments/221454.php

I can post a video of this one if you want to watch someone die
http://www.freestate.tv/2007/10/16/witness-alleges-man-who-died-was-tasered-4-times/

Unless of course your being sarcastic and I’m just not picking up on it.

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lol i got pulled over in my driveway b4 too,i had my grand prix, i got outta the car smelled something buring next thing i know a cop was right there, he pulled me over for failure to slow down, and detruction of property, turns out my brake booster was leaking, and spraying brake fluid every where… and to top it off, i had absolutly no brake fluid in there and quickly took a spin around the block when he left. car was great, until i junked it 2 weeks later… because after all it was a heep. sean can tell you that… lol. but those tickets i never heard agian the outcome. i mailed them in, in aug of 06 and nothing since then. owell

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o wait i almost forgot, i got pulled over in my driveway for doing 17 in a 30. lol only thing was i just turned the corner and floored it about 5 houses down, b/c i was about to pee everywhere.

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i was in my first teg goin down curry road at 65 in a 30 and the cop caught me in my driveway told my mother and gave me a ticket for no inspection because i cooperated ;D

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That’s a major problem right there. He should not have any requirement to kiss a cop’s ass to avoid consequences. Either he gets a ticker or he does not. It shouldn’t depend on how nice he is.

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I used to flash the military ID to cops but lately that just pisses them off. One time I told the cop I had so many hours to get from one base to aother and the cop told me to be careful and I was on my way. It helped that I had a fresh set of BDUs in my back seat from the dry cleaners ;D

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I never said kiss the cops ass, but ignoring a direct order from a cop because your on “private property” is just plain ignorance, and like I said begging to be arrested.

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Not to mention I had smoked a good helping of the green stuff before this happened, I wasn’t RIPPED by any means but I was definitely lifted…I wasn’t about to be pushing it any more than I did and have him search my car or worse hit me with a dui… (he wouldn’t have found shit anyway, i get paid thursday so im out of bud :rofl)

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tis fucked up good sir, you seem to attract a lot of bullshit, unreasonable attention… even in teh beater hahah. oh yea and thems spring perches, seemed to be the way to go… no more gap ftw.

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NICE glad to hear…and yeah, that piggy was a little put of bounds imo

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Yea sounds like he was just trying to give you a hard time. Atleast though you cooperated with him and didn’t take Hank’s brilliant advice. ::slight_smile:

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Your post used the word ‘attitude’. That should not matter. I am not sure what the law states when it comes to private property but if I want to slide around on my property, that’s my business. I’d tell him to go fuck him self if he tried that shit with me.