To Ilya: PC vs. Mac debate/contest/benchmarks

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@jdaniels

I tried to walk into the Apple store the other day, but the Mac-bouncer stopped me because I didn’t have at least 2 of the following:

Skinny jeans
Bieber haircut
Non-prescription Clark Kent glasses
Red plaid shirt
Chuck tailors with stupid laces
Septum piercing
Starbucks triple non-fat no foam douche-spresso

I did almost make it due to me being fat and my non skinny jeans looking almost as tight as skinny jeans though.

I’m welcomed right in there with my Armani Exchange prescription glasses! FML for having impaired vision.