Well you see, this day in age success or failure for stancers is measured by the number of oil pans shattered, how many times you get high centered on a speed bump at Pep Boys, how many fillings fall out of your head on a romp out with your “daily”, how much schwag you copped from the salvation army or a thrift store you can stuff into your roof rack, and how many sets of tires you eat through the inside 1/5 of the tread width in a week.
Buuuut I am not hatein I am just doing a little friendly rib pokin at my buddies. No real offense towards them… I hope none is taken. :number1