Who's a beast at mounting stretched tires?

Well you see, this day in age success or failure for stancers is measured by the number of oil pans shattered, how many times you get high centered on a speed bump at Pep Boys, how many fillings fall out of your head on a romp out with your “daily”, how much schwag you copped from the salvation army or a thrift store you can stuff into your roof rack, and how many sets of tires you eat through the inside 1/5 of the tread width in a week.

Buuuut I am not hatein I am just doing a little friendly rib pokin at my buddies. No real offense towards them… I hope none is taken. :number1