whatever happened to that movie about the snatch with teeth?
vagina dentatia? (sp?)
I really need to see this.
Dawn O’Keefe (Jess Weixler) is a teenage spokesperson for a Christian Abstinence group called The Promise. She attends groups with her two friends, Gwen (Julia Garro) and Phil (Adam Wagner). One evening after giving her speech talking about the ring those in the group wear and what it means, she is introduced to Tobey (Hale Appleman) and finds him attractive.
The four begin going out as a group, and Dawn has fantasies of marrying Tobey, although after acknowledging the attraction they agree that they cannot spend time together. Soon after they give in and meet at a local swimming hole. After swimming together, they go in to a cave to get warm and begin kissing. Tobey then forces himself on Dawn; in the panic her vagina bites off his penis. Horrified, he stumbles away and she flees the scene. After a Promise meeting, she meets her classmate Ryan (Ashley Springer) at a dance; they talk, and he drops her off at her home.
Dawn researches Vagina dentata and realizes she may have it, then she visits a gynaecologist, Dr. Godfrey, (Josh Pais) in an attempt to find out what is happening to her. Finding out that she is a virgin, he attempts to take advantage of her by saying he is performing a test, when what he is really doing is molesting her. She panics, and her vagina bites off the fingers on his right hand. He screams “vagina dentata” in his pain. On her way back, she sees someone driving in Tobey’s car, and she goes back to visit the pool. When she gets there she sees the police bringing up Tobey’s body. At home, her ill mother, Kim O’Keefe, (Vivienne Benesch) collapses, while Dawn’s stepbrother, Brad, (John Hensley) and his girlfriend, Melanie, (Nicole Swahn) continue to have sex while she lies on the floor. Kim is taken to the hospital.
She goes to Ryan, and the two successfully have sex. The following morning they have sex again, but mid-coitus Ryan’s friend calls, and Dawn learns that he had a wager on having sex with her. In her anger, her vagina bites off his penis, and she leaves him to call his mother for help.
Dawn learns her mother has died, and after her stepfather, Bill O’Keefe, (Lenny Von Dohlen) attempts to throw Brad out, he sets his dog on him. Dawn meets her stepfather and Melanie at the hospital, and emboldened by her power, she goes back home to seek revenge. Dawn admits her feelings for her stepbrother, and they engage in sex. In the middle of the act, Brad recalls when he was younger and being bitten on the finger by Dawn, he remembers that it wasn’t her mouth that bit him. As he realizes this, Dawn’s vagina bites off his penis. She releases it on the ground, and Brad’s dog eats it, spitting out the Glans and Prince Albert piercing. Dawn leaves him to bleed to death.
Dawn cycles away from home, but her bike sustains a puncture, so she begins hitch hiking. She gets a lift from an old man (Doyle Carter), but when she reaches the next gas station and tries to get out, he locks the doors. He licks his lips as if to ask for a sexual favor to release her; Dawn hesitates, and then looks towards the camera with a seductive smile.
^ WTF? lol
^^^WAT?
I agree John Waters is really funny, Especially in the B movie
Blood Feast 2
(WARNING FOLLOWING TRAILER CONTAINS GORE AND MAY BE NSFW)
One of my favorite gore movies…especially cause the purposely have bad acting, it’s like a horror comedy. Not to mention plenty of nice tits, and plenty of gore…Perfect movie
man newman watches a lot of shitty (to everyone else) movies.
lol if you liked that, check out zombie strippers :tup: it’s actually “ok” for a B movie. It stars jenna jamison and has some A list celebrity cameos
It’s worth it for the humor alone
Yeah… I actually have heard some good things about this one.
I’ve actually been wanting to see that. Blood Feast 2 has a bunch of porn stars in it that all have helarious names.
Christy Brown … Bambi Deere
Christina Cuenca … Misti MorningMichelle Miller … Laci HundeesKristi Polit … Trixi TreeterJill Rao … Candi GrahamCindy Roubal … Brandi Alexander
I can upload a torrent of it if anyone is interested.
Cabin Fever was pretty fucked up shit, i couldnt stop watching it tho
P2 sucked dick in every way possible, i rented it after it came out on dvd, then 5months later i had to rewatch it AGAIN with the SAME person who said it SUCKED 5months ago, and then after the movie they said AGAIN that it SUCKED :picard: i hate girls
deliverance?
Smokin Aces was fucking great, as was Donny Darko. Shit, and Devils Rejects was legit.
The worst movie I’ve seen ever has to be Get Smart with Steve Corolla.
Teeth was brutally bad as far as acting, but totally worth watching for the ridiculousness of the whole premise.
open water for sure
lol check out a flick called “pervert” as well
Mary Cary + shitty acting FTW
it was actually pretty funny
i cried when i watched blair witch. not because it was scary, i cried because i paid to watch it
Fixed.
hell yeah… she’s sexy as fuck too, I don’t care if she’s a bit bigger than most
Mars Attacks has been my long standing worst movie ever