where i get my inspiration from. the drive and motivation to be a functioning alcoholic, grow a super gnarly beard, and drive two shitty cars. well, the man who drives me, INSPIRES ME with kind words like faggot, queer boy, and dirty n-word, is none other than a board member who goes by the name of suzukiriderman. everyday while at the job, he plays this song for me. and sings it to me. and tries to touch me in my bathing suit area. i thought i would share this with all of you.
edit: One of my life goals is to have a red C3 vette and cruise around listening to this while letting my hair blow in the wind from the T-Tops. I’d be like Dirk Diggler
be a mall santa when im old, complete with real white gnar beard
fly out to cali, buy a car, and take a month or so driving it back, just taking my time
3.somehow acquire a ferrari 308 and rip it around town rocking a stache and a red hawaiian print shirt. see avatar