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Coveted_Hilton · December 16, 2007, 8:16pm

its a play on words

your in - urine.

but ofcourse you wouldnt catch it.

back to your real life:retard:

Dlucas · December 16, 2007, 8:19pm

In my last life I was an Australian red-back spider. Not only were my ancestors living with criminals every day, but not only is my poison enough to make you wish you were biting your own testicles with the force of a dozen cows falling from a trampoline after jumping off of a house, but I am watching you right now. My dream is your worst nightmare, I’ve been around for a while and I’ve seen plenty of faggots like you, you’re all the same. All of you faggots want to be recognized because you’re good at making fun of people over the internet, but one of these days I’ll find you making some chicken gumbo at your house and you’ll get to find out what the true meaning of balls in the ass is.

AfXtc777 · December 16, 2007, 8:21pm

my “real” life is really quite awesome.
I make awesome money, I love my job and my GF is incredibly beautiful.

thanks for letting me know I can now go back to it.

you really are quite entertaining btw

Zong · December 16, 2007, 8:24pm

Whatever happened to just passing someone and giving them the finger?

Coveted_Hilton · December 16, 2007, 8:26pm

where do you find this stuff?:biglaugh:

thats why im here

snowracer101 · December 16, 2007, 8:26pm

last time i did that, he pulled me over and gave me a ticket

Zong · December 16, 2007, 8:27pm

lol, touche

boardjnky4 · December 16, 2007, 8:32pm

hahahaha

AfXtc777 · December 16, 2007, 8:34pm

BTW this has happened to me before lol:rubicant:

It turned out to be one of my old roommates brother, no ticket he just laughed and admitted he was driving like an asshole.

Dlucas · December 16, 2007, 8:40pm

Coveted hilton…is that really your girlfriend?

AfXtc777 · December 16, 2007, 8:45pm

please refer to
http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36683&page=6

AKasprzyk · December 16, 2007, 8:48pm

Dlucas:

I have a confession.

My friend Troy has a sister who has downs syndrome. She’s 4 years younger than me, although you’d never know by looking at her. I’ve always been real nice when she picks up the phone or I go over there to hang out. He’s already told me that she thinks I’m nice, something she doesn’t think about most boys that come over there.
Cut to Monday night. We all have Tuesday off for Thanksgiving, so Troy and I are over at his house (he still lives with his mom) playing some Xbox. His sister is in the room, playing with dolls and occasionally watching the screen as we played. Troy’s mom is out running some errands; I think she was at her mother’s house. The phone rings at about 8, and it’s Troy’s mom, Victoria. She tells Jessica (Troy’s sister) that her car has broken down and needs Troy to take a look at it. Troy, being a car mechanic leaves to go check out the car, and asked me to look after Jessica while he was gone, since she gets really upset by cars. I agree, and he leaves.
I didn’t really know what to do to entertain her, so I just sat around and kind of fucked around, and would occasionally talk to her. For the most part, she sat there and played with her dolls, talking to them. I was sitting at the computers working on an essay for an Archaeology class when she asked me the following:
“What are doing Mike?” “Oh, I’m typing a paper for a class.” “Heeee you need paper for class!” “Yep, it’s pretty important.”
She trailed off for a minute, and I resumed typing. About 5 minutes later, she spoke again.
“Mike, I know sex” - I was taken back. What do I say to her? Do I lie, do I acknowledge that she “knows” sex, what? “Um, I’m not sure if we should talk about that, Jessica.” “I try sex with me and it good” “Jessica, we really shouldn’t talk about this…” “Will you try with me?”
I didn’t know what to do. I was sitting there, with my mouth half opened and I’m sure there was a puddle of drool forming on the carpet pretty fast. She asked again. “Will you try sex with me? Nobody like me like you, you so nice and pretty”
Fuck. Fucksticks. Fucking fuckersticks from planet fuck. I’m getting hit on by a retarded girl. What the fuck do I do?
Yeah, I fucked her. It was her first time, and she bled. It was not pleasant, and she wailed near the end, I guess an orgasm. When we were done I went to the bathroom, cleaned up, and cried. I fixed up myself and made sure she was alright. Then I went back to my essay while she did god knows what. I didn’t care, I still don’t. A wave of apathy crashed upon me.
Troy showed up about 10 minutes later, and I quickly excused myself to go home. I went home and cried myself to sleep on my pillow, accompanied by the horrible imagery which will haunt me to my grave. I woke up yesterday to the phone ringing, at about 7:30. Most people know to leave me alone at 7:30 when I’m not working, but I rolled over to see the caller ID. I looked down at it, saw it was Troy’s house, and answered.
“Hey Mike, I need to, um well…ask you about…uh…something.” Me, suddenly awake, “Uh yeah, what’s up?” “Well, last night after I brought my mom home, Jessica was acting strangely.” “Oh, how do you mean?” “There was blood dripping down her leg.” “What the fuck?” “Yeah, that’s what we thought, too. We are trying to figure out what happened. Do you know anything?” “No man, I don’t. That’s pretty fucked up. Say, I got to go because my breakfast is burning.” - lie “Alright Mike, I’ll talk to you later.”
What should I do!?? Confess to him and his mom about Jessica, keep my mouth shut? Threaten her with violence if she talks?

? am i the only one that read this??? i’m pretty confused to where this came from.

Coveted_Hilton · December 16, 2007, 8:52pm

Might be, might not be

I’m not worried.

if it is, im obviously not complaining
if it isnt, it still got the site jumping didnt it?

ahahaha

maybe it was just one of my fans?

Who knows?

theres more entertainment.

snowracer101 · December 16, 2007, 8:53pm

Personally I’d NEVER post a picture of my girlfriend on the internet…especially NYSPEED.

I’d post pics of my ex’s though fo sho

AfXtc777 · December 16, 2007, 8:57pm

please see

Coveted_Hilton · December 16, 2007, 9:01pm

ahahahaah you dont get to choose your Fan’s

AfXtc777 · December 16, 2007, 9:04pm

true

but the ones you post publicly?
few people on here know me personally, those are the ones that have seen my “fans”

wow I can’t sleep yet… and I need to be up at 7 =/

ps
you openly admitted that was your “gf” and that she was 17…

Dlucas · December 16, 2007, 9:05pm

Congrats, you’ve gotten a handful of disgusting adolescent boys to send you webcam pictures holding up signs. Did the first one invite you over to his house to watch a movie on his forehead?

Coveted_Hilton · December 16, 2007, 9:06pm

you make music too?

thats chill, props to another artist who likes cars and not just big rims.

fbrendan · December 16, 2007, 9:06pm

I’m going to throw this out there. I’m feeling on tonight.

Here we go:

You are either
A. On myspace way too much.
B. Some sort of ‘musician’ on myspace or other website.
- I would go with horrible indy. Unfortunate.
- But, by your grammar and spelling i would say you ‘rap.’
C. So these chicks get requested by you.
D. Lack proper judgment. And hear your Dell recorded ‘tracks.’
E. Give in to your numerous request to send pics with your name.
F. You now have ‘fans.’

How am I doing? :redface:

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